"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
-DarkShikari, later misattributed to René Descartes

THE FIVE TENETS OF GARBAGE CLAN:
1 - WE ARE ALL GARBAGE
2 - WE WILL ALWAYS BE GARBAGE
3 - SEARCH FOR SOLACE IN YOUR LACK OF TALENT
4 - KEEP YOURSELF UNSPOTTED FROM THE COMPETITIVE SCENE
5 - THE CYCLE OF GARBAGE WILL CONTINUE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

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