Normies Not Allowed!

Ooooooh I frequently think every now and then,
Of the glorious food of the noble hen,
Eggs! Eggs! E – double G – S! Eggs!
My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide,
I've eaten them boiled I've eaten them fried,
Poached and shirred and devilled and scrambled,
'Hummelled' and 'schmumulled', 'scumbled' and 'crambled',
I've eaten them, beaten them, 'swizzled' and 'swazzled',
'Frizzelled', 'cadizzled', 'bamboozelled,' and 'fuzzled',
I know every way that an egg can be guzzled,
And thinking of eggs reminds me of Sam,
Whose favourite dish is green eggs and ham!