♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is gay. Whenever you let those deuces loose, it stretches out your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. What else forces your anus open? Penis does. It's literally the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing, but the penetration is reversed. Excrement is, simply put, its own natural single-use dildo. Because I am a straight man, I always induce diarrhea whenever I am able to. This way, I am simply urinating out of my butt instead of committing sin. Taking a leak out of a rather unnatural place is better than being a homosexual, after all. Pissing isn't gay.