It was just after mid day on day 3 of the big sesh. Enough narcotics to sedate a large elephant had been consumed. I waded myway through the large stressful crowds of christmas shoppers, when I saw it! The golden arches, I was so relieved and happy. The self service kiosks made ordering a breeze, just aswel, because so many substances had been consumed, if i tried to talk i just made farm animal noises. I ordered a big mac meal with large fries, and boy was it delicious. After a lovely Mcflurry, I used one of your straws to sniff up a big massive line in the toilets to get me enough strength to wade myself back through the concerete jungle back to the session den.