I hereby promote Mr. Edgar Allan Pro aka Ya Boy Firm Handshake to moderator of The Universal Universe, along with Player of the Week status.

Edgar, thank you for your contributions towards the progression and expansion of The Universe. We Universians have no doubt that with your new rank, you will continue to grace others with your cool and friendly demeanor, as well as selecting the correct people to become a part of this wonderful and ever-growing group.

Congratulations, my friend.

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