♥♥♥♥ 4 u ♥♥♥♥ for me

Hey it's been a while, how's your newest fix?
Seems she's got a taste for a mouthful of dic-
tionaries haven't enough words to say
all the lovely ways in which i'd like to claim

your girlfriend is a ♥♥♥♥ x2

she's as false as Santa Claus and just as fat
in treating you well, y'know, she surely lacks
cheating on you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at you night and day
it's a wonder that she hasn't made you gay

your girlfriend is a ♥♥♥♥ x2 (or 4, depending on audience)

calling you at 3am just to yell
"oh my god I saw this ♥♥♥♥♥ post 'hey' on your Facebook wall who the ♥♥♥♥ is she"
making your financial life a living hell
"okay if you want me to come see you you have to pay for my gas money and phone bill so I can text all my friends while we're hanging out"
Can't you see she's crazy and unhealthy, too?
"I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ all your friends while we're dating and take pictures of you while you sleep"
I'm just saying this because I care about you!

your girlfriend is a ♥♥♥♥ x4