Don't use an elevator, take the stairs

Some rules:
1. When in doubt, take the stairs
2. if there are no stairs, jump off a balcony
3. If there is an escalator, take the stairs instead
4. Burn all laders, and then proceed to take the stairs
5. If you think you are an elevator, seek mental help
6. If you are climbing a rope, cut it
7. If you come to a left handed stairs, it is an elevator, so kill it
8. If you take an elevator, you will die
Note: Do not live by these rules. This group does not hold responsibility for any accidents involving stairs or elevators.