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Hello my name is PotatoInMyAnus also known as Gandalf also known as Emperor of Potatoes also known as God of Elite Plebs also known as Potato Savior also known as the one who screwed ya mum and your dog. Welcome to................ The RoR Post.

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Tuld XXX Frond Affair

2017. augusztus 22. - Capet | 0 megjegyzés

Hello Readers we have a juicy story for you, it has come out that Tuld (Co Head admin) Has been flirting and has had sexual intentions with Frond (High Admin)

Tuld: Hey babe, you want some Canadian Dry?

Mein Reichsführer Frond: Oh yes Tuldy, you wanna give me ur Canadian dry later tonite?

Tuld: Oh Yes, i cant wait for that scrumptious succ , maybe wanna see a hot movie to set the mood bb.

Mein Reichsführer Frond: I cant wait to see you either to give you some hot succ later, love u bb.

Tuld: mk, see u later tonite

Note: These are from a deleted text conversation between Tuld and Mr. Frond
I hope you enjoyed this JUICYstory and we'll have some more coming out in the coming days,

Edit to the story. It turns out Crunchy and Tuld have also engaged in some questionable affairs....

4:55 PM - Captain_Crunchy: Fast fast speedy speedy now give me succ for my wienie.
4:55 PM - Tuld: I eat cookies
4:55 PM - Tuld: not cocks
4:55 PM - Tuld: rip
4:56 PM - Tuld: pretty sure you should ask the Cock monster
4:56 PM - Tuld: about this

Olvasd tovább

The Scottish Affair and Fetish

2017. augusztus 18. - assgoblin87 | 16 megjegyzés

There has been many sightings of the Scottish Admin Sultan having wild and primal sex with the toxic Bannerman. It would make very much since as Bannerman is only nice towards other Scottish. When I started making Middle Eastern jokes Sultan said the following. ( these are our chat logs)

♘ Ze Sultan : Me Be Scottish
Gandalf the Bat Llama: No wonder Bannerman likes u
♘ Ze Sultan : Ye
♘ Ze Sultan : Lowlander scum
Gandalf the Bat Llama: idk what that means
♘ Ze Sultan : He is lowlander
Gandalf the Bat Llama: You guys probably jerk off to William Wallace
♘ Ze Sultan : Yeh I mean he is just so fookin hawt
Gandalf the Bat Llama: Ew
♘ Ze Sultan : no its not ew
♘ Ze Sultan : I mean just look at his hard nipples and his sexy toes
Gandalf the Bat Llama : Do you have a Fetish or something?
♘ Ze Sultan : hell yes me and Bannerman when we go on dates we only watch Braveheart
♘ Ze Sultan : me and bannerman are♘ Ze Sultan : Me Be Scottish
Gandalf the Bat Llama: No wonder Bannerman likes u
♘ Ze Sultan : Ye
♘ Ze Sultan : Lowlander scum
Gandalf the Bat Llama: idk what that means
♘ Ze Sultan : He is lowlander
Gandalf the Bat Llama: You guys probably jerk off to William Wallace
♘ Ze Sultan : Yeh I mean he is just so fookin hawt
Gandalf the Bat Llama: Ew
♘ Ze Sultan : no its not ew
♘ Ze Sultan : I mean just look at his hard nipples and his sexy toes
Gandalf the Bat Llama : Do you have a Fetish or something?
♘ Ze Sultan : hell yes me and Bannerman when we go on dates we only watch Braveheart
♘ Ze Sultan : me and bannerman are on base 8
Gandalf the Bat Llama : ew

This was the only part of the chat log where Sultan didn't go into a very descriptive narration of his sexual fantasy of William Wallace. This evidence clearly shows the primal affair Sultan is having with Bannerman and their crazed sexual fantasy of William Wallace. The authorities advise anyone who looks anything like Mel Gibson with a mullet to stay inside and lock your doors.

Heil Potato,
PotatoInMyAnus