THIRD LEG DYNASTY

TO HAVE A THIRD LEG IS A GIFT OF GOD, THAT ONLY THE FINEST OF SPECIMEN CAN BE GRACED WITH. IT IS NOT ONLY TO WIELD THE BEHEMITH OF WEIGHT BESTOWED UPON ONE, BUT TO SWING WITH GRACE, AS WITH GRACE, IT HAS BEEN BESTOWED. SWAY YOUR TRUNK IN EVERY FASHION, A VERIFIED MEMBER OF THIRD LEG DYNASTY.