Smurf Club

Gentlemen, welcome to Smurf Club. The first rule of Smurf Club is: you do not talk about Smurf Club. The second rule of Smurf Club is: you DO NOT talk about Smurf Club! Third rule of Smurf Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the game is over. Fourth rule: one game at a time, fellas. Fifth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Sixth rule: games will go on as long as they have to. And the seventh and final rule: if this is your first time at Smurf Club, you have to play.