"Mate I could be division 2 spy if I just wanted to".

Understanding |DU| Snooki is not easy. Countless number of generations have tried to understand what this wannabe teenage Brit actually do want.

Hello my name is |DU| Snooki. I used to be 1337 trickstab pubstomper but I was too good so i started my own team, LOL, you know, "The Jokes on Us" huehuehuehue. Soon I became too good so my teamates got jealous and left the team because they didnt know better. So I tried sniper but that is just 4 noobs lol so I felt I had to switch back to spy because it matches my swaggy and awesome personality. I felt sorry for all those low skilled people and I wanted to give them some hope in life so I decided to carry div 5-6 teams even tho I am div 2 UKNOW! #SnookiforStackedspy.

I tried to help my hopeless teamates in 6v6s aswell, but I left the team simply because I was too good, would've been a waste of time for me. Oh and "my best friend" gave me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly unusual, but I accepted it kindly. I had to sell it though because it looked way to ugly with that nasty effect and I sold it to a stranger for a third of the original price since I am so damn kind.

Right now I am carrying Ducks Unite highlander team since they really need me. They would be ded without me youknow. After I am done with DU I am going to make the swaggiest highlander team and were going to ace both UGC Platinum and ETF2L div 3 in just one damn season. Raptor00X will b so mad when I am div 2 spy and hes stuck in div 4/3, what a n00b hahahahahah.

I am very chatable and if you likes to become insulted, annoyed or outtrickstabbed (LOL) just add me, we'll run double sniper on Skial Badwater and ♥♥♥♥ things up, <3 u Jaykay. Also don't ever tell my mom that I haven't done my homework. Shhh, ella no sabe sobre mis "stealthjuegos" en Team Fortress 2.

Well that's everything about me, add me if you are interested in buying ugly unusuals from demo mains for a third of the original price or mock other spy mains. Also one more thing, DONT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DARE TO STEAL "MY PLAYERS" FROM ME WHICH I HAVE INTRODUCED YOU TO, THATS GOES ESPECIALLY FOR YOU BLOOZTAH!!

-Swaggiest regards, |DU| Snooki, main spy of Ducks Unite