The best gaming hangover BATCHOY and SIOMAI (and canton) on this side of the INTERNET.

We've got the best BATCHOY and SIOMAI for all you gaming hunger needs!
Who needs Mountain Dew and Doritos when you can get loads of nutrition from Mang Lorenzo's BATCHOY! Made with Mang Miguel's Secret Herbs and Spices, grown in the Mountains of NIVEL HILLS, along with Mang Ed's Special Noodles of Vitality, this special LIQUID COMBO of NOODLES and HERBS is sure to supress that gaming hangover back to the DARK AGES!

First 100 customers get a special "I'VE BEEN SIOMAI'D" T-shirt and a free gift card and calendar, courtesy of Burt's Sanitary Parlor - Mudawat ug Labada and Topz Downtown Hotel!


DISCLAIMER: Not an actual Batchoy House and Siomai Parlor