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Bruce "Husky" Damon was born in the large town of Tehran, Sweden to local Turnip farmers. He grew up mastering his still of managing shekels and in 2004 husky founded Porn Hub.com, a major game market and a fierce competitor of Steam and that other one with battlefield on it. After founding PornHub husky went on to make his first game Unturned, a realistic space flight simulator for the XBOX 360 and PS3 in 2006. But ambitious as he was this would not be the last of his projects, In March of 2007, Mr. Damon developed RUST, a real time WW1 strategy game about an orphaned dog with 3 legs named Jimmy. Husky and Gabe Newell made plans to launch a new sequel to the Half life series, Half life-3. In the end the project failed due to the fact that the source engine could not support a columbine school shooting simulator. Another great collaboration was with Sid Meier and their creation of Sid Meier's Civ 5, an Arcade style post cold war game centered around a Canadian maple syrup farmer.

Husky's major success with the video game industry brought him into the world of politics arguing in a fierce debate with President Micheal Phelps over that Coke was better than Pepsi. After Husky’s many successes on the field of politics, Husky dedicated to get involved with the world of dealing weed, and using his money from his successful online product market Brazzers.com, He attended Harvard and quickly dropped out after his tension with the local Smurfs attending the college moving to sand land in the following days. After living in sand land for a few months Husky received the Darwin award for his research in curing tourettes even earning the honor of the Dalai lama and Rabbi Jimmy Falon.

But in Summer of 2012 things took a turn for the worst for Mr. Damon. He fell into a great addiction to dead babies that spiraled out of control. On July 7th, 2012 the Shekelville police stormed Husky’s house only to find not a sports car, but a pile of dead babies. A pile.... Husky was immediately sent a top secret rehab under direction of psychological expert Keanu Reeves working for the CIA. In rehab, Husky released his first EP called Imagine. The first line he claimed was inspired by his love for shekels.

"Imagine there's no bank fees, It's easy if you try, No bad investments,
My mom, doesn't look like a guy, Imagine all the shekels, Living for today..."

His song inspired himself and others to carry on with their lives and investment portfolios and in late 2013 he made a full recovery. In an interview with NBC he said "After getting out of rehab I knew what I had to do with my life, it was all clear to me". Husky then applied to the Supreme shekel court and hopes to be a major player in the 2014 election.

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