Forgot the fucking milk!

put on my blue tracksuit and i got on a bus
sat down by the man stinking of stale piss and got up again with minimal fuss
at the mecca bingo where the muslims go to bed
yeah i got off at the right bus stop but i aint done no shopping yet
yeah I’m walking to lidl
yeah I’m walking with my primary shopping bag
yeah I’m walking to lidl
cuz theres a special on my favourite fags
saw the half price chicken on the corner of aisle six
saw old mavis had her eye on it so i took her walking stick
now security they did not see me
they just loitered round the door
I’ve got chicken in my bag and with the special on fags
i know I’m coming back for more
i love shopping in lidl
i love 20 packs of crisps for 15p
shopping in lidl
cider for 10p is great for me
shopping in lidl
the only place to go to get your fill
shopping in lidl
where you end up with a minus £10 bill
they’ve got codfish on the counter
banana’s hanging in the air
with your limited funds you can still buy food
when you think you haven’t got a prayer
you got a prayer in lidl
down in the wine and beer aisle
i fill up my bag with booze
they ask me am i gonna pay for it
i said is the pope a jew?
so they take me into the office
and i shout with all my might
they said tell me are you a rubbing slag
i said “yes i am tonight”
i love shopping in lidl
tins with labels i cant understand
shopping in lidl
its a cut price shop in wonderland
shopping in lidl
its a place where dreams are bought and sold
shopping in lidl
a multi cultural place for young and old

put on my blue tracksuiiiiiit