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INFORMAZIONI SU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' SCYTHER HOLY SHIT

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, BACK THE ♥♥♥♥ UP, IS THAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCYTHER?

YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS

Jesus Christ, look at this ♥♥♥♥. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Velociraptor-Praying Mantis hybrid. Look at those scythes, they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3 feet long, which is just about the right length to kill your entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family in one swing. If that's not enough, he can also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fly, meaning your ass is safe just about NOWHERE.

OH, and by the way, this thing travels in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swarms, which means you'll have to deal with roughly a few hundred of the crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bearing down on your ass. Better pray to your God for mercy, 'cause an entire army of blood-crazed Scythers sure as ♥♥♥♥ aren't going to give you any.

What's that, you think that Pinsir is better?

WELL ♥♥♥♥ YOU. SCYTHER WOULD BEAT PINSIR'S ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS BEFORE HE EVEN KNEW WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS HAPPENING.

You think Rock Slide's gonna help you, just because it's 4x Super Effective? Good plan, except Scyther is 3x faster than Pinsir's slow ass, and get this: Scyther can learn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Aerial Ace, ♥♥♥♥♥, which he gets STAB for. This equates to a 90 - Power attack, which is also Super Effective against Pinsir. What this means in short is: SCYTHER WILL ♥♥♥♥ PINSIR'S ♥♥♥♥ ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, ON THE FIRST TURN.

Scyther is so awesome, that when they gave him an evolution, they couldn't up it's base stats, which means that Scyther can dish out MORE DAMAGE than the defensive-based Scizor, and only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ focus on defense so ♥♥♥♥ you if you evolve him.

IF YOU DON'T OWN A SCYTHER YOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WASTE OF OXYGEN, SO GO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL YOURSELF.
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IX 1 lug 2016, ore 16:59 
no but if you want a pokémon that does that I hear Growlithe has a PhD in counselling
A Scytherian Wanker 17 giu 2016, ore 1:13 
Will it ask me increasingly self-condradictory questions about my sex life, before calling me an idiot afterwards while it goes off to eat hotdogs?

Bonus points to anyone who gets the (♥♥♥♥♥♥) fanfic I'm referencing.

Bad jokes aside, Scyther is indeed awesome. It looks kinda like Gigan from the Godzilla series.
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