hi everyone :D

As many of you have heard I'm sure, one of our most dedicated and active clan members are applying for the elite Fortnite clan in the tri-state area, Young Money Clan, comprising of the best and brightest Fortnite players in the world! They range from ages 8 - 9 and are absolutely GOATed at the sticks as they would say. Truly leet gamers, the type of gamers that would save John Wich from Tilted Towers by giving away their parents credit card details. A different breed you could say. Mr. K is soon to be one of these EPIC gamers that will get epic dubskinis and probably also do our mothers.

In other news, I'm recently in the market for a new rug, if anyone in this epic gamer clan has a spare rug please reach out to me. You can contact me at 1800-InNeedOfRug. The specifications I need this rug to be is 1855mm / 3560mm / 15mm, I expect it to be rectangular in shape but not a rectangle, have five different colours but none of those "pride" colours kids nowadays are spouting out and no false idols like Joseph "Stealer Of Elections" Biden. I am available weekends at 3pm to 5pm and weekdays 8am to 5pm. If I'm not home, my mother is, you can contact her at 0401 485 431. She has a job and does something productive so she isn't available at all time whereas I am reviewing my options, want to my sure I make the best choice that suits me. Now I cannot afford to pay you in materialistic forums that these lazy youths use but I can pay you in EXPOSURE. For your artistic contributions to my floor, I will post pictures of it to my Facebook and nothing more (you're not paying me for gods sake) you will make your money back and then some off of the influence I will put on my friends, family and other followers. I am suffering from lympathic lethnyol hydrocarbon diorite gastrophic node disorder so I am unable to lift heavy things, I do live on the third floor of an apartment building so if you're too lazy to bring the rug up three flights of stairs, don't bother messaging me! I am in the Brisbanic Austro-Australian area, I cannot drive yet so I do expect you to drive it to me, if you are unable to do this then go get your license and drive that rug to me.

What is up with these kids today voting for lizard people, idiot Qanon, election stealing, white-hating presidents?! What happened to the time when people voted for good-hearted lighter presidents like Donald Trump? He was our last real president until Biden invaded the country and illegally removed him from office. What happened to presidents putting the people first? Now all they care about is what's happening in Europe and what gal China is talking to. Back in my day, women were expected to dress respectfully and men held doors open for us. Nowadays they refuse to even give us free stuff and women dress like devils that should be locked up for the devious debauchery!

Anyways, congrats to Mr. K for applying to Young Money Clan!