The ghost of anonymouseouse haunts you
Add http://steamproxy.net/id/saaaaaaaaak to your friends list and send him a message that says " helo from captain " then block and remove him from your friends list.
Then pass this message on otherwise bad ping will haunt you for the rest of the week.

You have been visited by the internet edgelord of hacking, you must send this man a friend request and give him mean banter and hang up on all of his calls within 30 seconds of receiving this message or you will have your internet disabled by tesltra
http://steamproxy.net/id/saaaaaaaaaaaaak

Just a friendly reminder from your pals here at [ruse] to go to bed ensuring a good nights sleep. If you need more inspiration for going to bed, please check out the Youtube link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeO1PxwEr8Q

Also, Ricky still needs to hand over all of his CS:GO Skins to Captain. Please remind him.

As you all know, [ruse] is dedicated to inviting only the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and horrible players from all across the globe. Today we extended our invitation to who might just be the absolute worst Counter Strike player Trippy and I have ever had the fortune to play against. This player however, threw the invitation in our faces and insulting the very existence of Roose Croose. This we cannot stand for.

I come to you, my fellow [ruse] members asking for your assistance in dealing with this dog ♥♥♥♥. All i ask of you is that you hit up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile, Invite him to [ruse] without adding him, and dump a few "Ez pz 4 Roose Croose" quotes in the ♥♥♥♥♥ comment section.

Profile: http://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198235276172

First 5 ♥♥♥♥♥ to comment on his profile and invite him then hit me up on Steam can get a free-ass copy of Bad Rats. What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bargain!

Yeah the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Roose Croose

Its like, an hour past midnight ♥♥♥♥♥. Get your asses into bed before i whoop you silly.