I've been an avid sink pisser since 2014, it's become so common I don't even question using the toilet anymore. I walk in any bathroom and go right for the sink. I was living wild and loose. But one day tragedy struck, it was a day that eventually had to come I guess. I was in a night club with my friends it was a packed Friday night lines for the bathrooms were insane. As I waited all I could think about is pissing in that sink and feeling the relief of a job well done. The bathroom at this night club was single use so one toilet one sink. The problem is the bouncer regularly break down the doors catching people having sex and doing coke. So the bathroom I was in didn't lock, and as I'm mid stream a girl opens the door and yells "Are you pissing in the sink!?" She also had to catch a glimpse of my hog and balls for sure. Lucky it was a warm summer night and I had a pretty decent hang going. But everyone looks and a bouncer comes over... I was like this is it I'm fucked. The bouncer says "Just don't do it again man... c'mon that's gross" I said I'm sorry I wont do it again. But I lied. I still piss in the sink every time me and the boys go out. I was embarrassed, but I will not stop pissing in your sinks! You can't hold me down!

Long live sink pissers.