The bean boys

This is a cesspool abortion gone terribly wrong. I want to apologize sincerely for the cancerous tumours this may have caused, I know I got many. Let us look to goriak bageldouche (the embodiment of autism) for support so that we may die, knowing that goriak bageldouche will thrive. Shout out to c1p43rz3r0 for breaking the world record of slowest builder on the face of this planet with an average amount of 0.7 blocks placed per every 10 minutes. C1p43rz3r0 has also broken the world record for slowest reaction time known to mankind, with him not noticing that his entire base and massive tower was flying down the
mountain for 5 minutes. c1p43rz3r0 has had his entire asteroid base ripped from its supports and thrown at the planet earth at a speed of 13 m/s but sadly he did not notice until it had been ultimately brought down by the planets gravity and destroyed. The two most inspiring individuals on this entire planet would clearly be c1p43rz3r0 and goriak bageldouche as they are both tribal beings and they both possess the power to cripple governments and eat Suns. Someone please call the hospital I don't think either of these tribal men are healthy and they need to be at the hospital NOW. This has been an announcement from your bean overlord moon man. Sleep in ♥♥♥♥ guys.