Like The Pro Stars, but fatter and we don't help kids.

It takes a special breed of person to be a Run Guy. A special cocktail of skill (or lack there of) and ego that allows you to abandon your crappy teammates, only to ♥♥♥♥ up and die at the last second, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Can you be Slightly better than average but still not very good? Do you have what it takes to piss off that one dude trying to get the achievement? Will you throw yourself into the spikes instead of getting the key because it's funny? Maybe you can be...A RUNGUY!