Portfield Chinese Takeaway

My fellow comrades,
It has come to my attention that troglodytes from Hong Kong House have crossed onto our side of Portfield. This cannot be allowed. The Takeaway Treaty of 1982 clearly states that under no circumstance should this happen, and so we have no option other than to retaliate with force. We will be undercutting their price on chicken balls by 2p for the next week, however in order to fund this we will need to raise a war tax by raising the prices of every other item by 20p. Thank you for your support.