"We are also working towards our next Zed addition, the double bladed Gorefast. This medium to high tier Zed will be sure to be a “swinging hit” when it spins into the game post launch! "

Source: https://steamproxy.net/games/232090/announcements/detail/972040300477257952

we're dead

im so sorry

Something absolutely terrifying happend to me guys, i was trying to get some sleep and i started thinking about gorefasts, i started sweating and jumped out of bed, got in my car and started running down what i thought were gorefasts!

I was swerving left and right, hitting them, i saw them in my rear view mirror trying to catch me. I couldn't let them survive so i reversed over them and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyed them, it felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good oh YES. Im in the middle of installing Killing Floor 2 again. Im ready to take them on.

Last time i installed Killing Floor 2 the foregasts attacked me through my monitor, gave a me a seizure and tried to steal my two pictures, the Montenegro and the fallacy. Those ruffians nearly killed me for it and my partner Ernest.

I'll kill them all dead.

Gorefast, just the name causes the most hardcore veteran Killing Floor players to shudder and fall to the ground in the fetal position and start crying. Casual players fear them, those players with all level 6 classes who have maxed out the leveling bar fear them, the only people that do not fear them are the ones who have just started playing the game and have not seen one. But once they do, 3% of the players who encounter one for their first time quit the game, uninstall it, destroy their computer, burn down their house, and move to Hawaii before burrying themselves in a hole. The other 97%, die immediately. The only way to survive your first encounter with a gorefast is to known your enemy before hand, before buying the game. Before I go any further, know this, when I say "Game", I mean anything BUT game. Gorefasts are a real threat and will stop at nothing to destroy all you hold dear.

Gorefasts are jaw lacking skinless red men with giant blades attached to their arms, I think we all know this, after all, after you first see a gorefast, you never forget the sight. You can't stop thinking about them. Day and night, all you fear is the Gorefast, the weak people stop going anywhere outright, out of fear of Gorefasts. It gets so bad, they eventually stop going to their fridge, for fear of lurking gorefasts, and die. This is stupid, if a Gorefast wants to kill you, it will kill you. Nothing will stop it, not your fortress, not your guns, nothing. Sometimes it will kill you even if it doesn't want to, because Gorefasts are just like that.

I assume at this point you may be asking "But won't my Bullpup kill it? What about my Shotgun?" Well, let me tell you, against a Gorefast, your Bullpup becomes a Bullpuppy and your Shotgun becomes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go ahead, try to shoot a gorefast. Right at the chest, go on, aim for the heart. Of course, if you did try it, you wouldn't be alive to continue reading. But I will tell you, that Gorefast is not dead. Even if caught unaware (which is impossible, they are ALWAYS aware) I've seen people get off no more than 12 Bullpup bullets MAX before the gorefast catches up to them and ends their miserable existance. 12 bullets, and the Gorefast doesn't even have a scratch. A point blank Shotgun blast does nothing either. THEY HAVE NO HEARTS.

Gorefasts do NOT get tired, they keep going until everything they don't like is dead. And they don't like anything. Gorefasts have been known to jump off 10 story buildings to get to their prey, and be PERFECTLY FINE AFTERWARDS! Upon seeing a Gorefast, your reaction should be to ♥♥♥♥ your pants as fast as possible. But it won't be fast enough.

A Gorefast has very few weaknesses, but luckily, it has one. Poor eyesight. When a Gorefast first sees its prey, it will come closer to analyze it. When it understands that the prey it is looking at is not a Gorefast, it will SPRINT towards it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast the poor victim won't have time to ♥♥♥♥ their pants. To avoid Gorefast death, one of the few things you can do is keep your distance. However, this is only temporary, as the Gorefast can smell you, and it will stop at NOTHING to kill you.

If you are reading this to try and get help, or save yourself because you may have angered a Gorefast...

I'm sorry, but it's too late for you.

They shouldnt give them a head to aim at they are that overpowered, it takes about 36 LAW shots to kill one, not to mention 5. Now for the groups sermon.

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head

It was late one night, I was diggin' in the garden
Shovel hit somethin' it was cold and hard and
The eyes stared back, knew it was dead
Zombified hip-hop head