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The Squad consists of:
Alex, The Wiseman of Proper but Deadly Massacres.
Archer, The Silent Joking Master of Making Plays.
Dmitry, Our Russia Advisor of Spray and Pray and Drinking ALOT.
Emma, The Crazy Cat Lady.
Grant, Country Cowboy with a Trusty Lasso.
Jackson, A Literal Meme God Among Men.
Kobe, Loud Mouth Warlord of Insults and Compliments.
Matt, The other Silent Sneaky Dude.
RJ, Crazed Asian that has an Aptitude for Yelling for Fear and for Joy.