EPICS or GTFO

We will be having intense tryouts on this day to see who will qualify for player of the week. Show up, kill chris as much as you can, then point and laugh (yes even chris must do this part). After doing so 10 times you are then to find aaron and buy him a mcflurry and a medium...wait...make that a LARGE fry (yes aaron you must buy yourself these items...or have one of your family members do it for bonus points). Upon completion report back to me....if I feel generous I will make you the player of the week. At this time the new PotW will be rewarded with a bunch of tiny shiney gifts (aka bullets) because at this time it will be him against the rest of us....DON'T CRY YOU'RE THE PotW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT SORT OF UNBALANCED GAME PLAY!!....that is all.....for now......