Cool ways to say no to weed :^)
Are you kidding me? Grow up!
Ganja is for goons, no thanks.
Get a job, you hippie wastoid.
No thanks, I’m a good person.
You need to go to jail, hempo.
My dad told me better, no way.
Back off, bucko. You’re bad.
I would rather not, okay?
Injecting weed is for dummies.
I will never do one toke.
Absolutely not, I love myself.
Get a grip you sativa snorter!
Bugger off, you bong addict!
I will use my taser on you.
What do I look like? A failure?
Nah, bongs are wrong.
No way! Hemp is horrible.
I’d rather not be a cannibal.
I don’t think so, I’m nice.
I was raised right, I won’t light.
I’d like to keep my job, thanks.
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
I’m calling the Coast Guard!
No tokes for me, I’m cool.
Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
No, I’m as clean as a whistle.
That’s a death “roach”. No.
Get off my case, weed stoner.
Nuh uh, I respect the police.
NO! Blunts are for bad men.
No, man. I’m straight.