We are almighty Chums

Why in the hell are you interested in that swin of a man Henry Astley. I once sat next to a male named Henry who was an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, for e.g He once brought in a fart gun and proceeded to let a rip in class in which the teacher did not enjoy it. As he has a pea brain, he failed all of his mock exams, whereas i passed with high grades of 6s and 7s. Another positive of me is that i was also in the same tutor as Lord Sam Swallow, therefore i have become a healthy young wise man. All Henry does is sit on his fat ass in front of a screen paying not attention to his surrounding or you for that matter. Unlike him, i am a healthy hench lad who plays rugby with a massive noggin. Fun Fact, I once saved a fellow companions life who comes under the name of Max Abell who you may just know as a right creep. All i want to know is why in the absolute frick are you with the prick named Henry Astley?
Yours sincerely
ChrisCG
The hench Bog man