Save the Spycrabs!

For far too long, be it the bloodthirsty Sniper to the Insane Medic, have Spycrabs been endangered in this violent world of the Redmond and Blutarch Rivalry!
Now YOU, Yes YOU, can help stop the madness that has become of this world!
Save the Spycrabs by becoming one!
Praiseth be the Spycrab Gods and go in their grace to rid the world of the terrible Human Beings who endanger us!