_--HELLO--_

Ever since I was a wee lad, I've wanted to be e-famous. Many late nights I've spent formulating the exact method in which I will achieve said e-fame... And finally-- FINALLY!After several long years of contemplation, I have put the plan into effect.

Yay, varily, so I say unto you. Go forth riders of yore. harbringers of Tom's message and random internet friends, make me e-famous.



...PHASE 1 IN PROGRESS...