We have large wangs and big balls, and that's how we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it baby.

I have a big ♥♥♥♥
Unfortunately I have the opposite problem, my penis is 9" long and women often feel uncomfortable during sex with me because it's so massive. They rarely stay with me for more than a few weeks because they find it so hard to walk after sex. I never get cheated on though because my dong stretches them out so much that it's just not even stimulating for them to be with anyone else.
One time I was dating this super christian girl who had never ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and she was all like "oh Alex, you're so smart and you penis is really 9 inches, how have you been single for so long!" and I just said "giggidy" and made her orgasm multiple times. She told me that she wasn't going to be a christian anymore because sex with an atheist was against her religion. She was much happier even after she broke up with me, because even though she was really sore, she no longer had some phony sky lord keeping her thoughts in the metaphorical gutter and was able to accel in school and become a really great chef.