you either hate Loki or main him; if you're not with us, YOU'RE AGAINST US

Day in the life of a Loki main:

1:Wake up

2: Lean to side of bed and take morning piss onto radiator

3: Scream at birds outside of window.

4: Ignore their stepfather's plea to get a job

5: Log on to Smite

6: Join random clan

7: Call everyone in the clan a racial slur

8: Leave clan and form own called "Gr1m xXReap3rsXx"

9: Instalock Loki and call solo/jungle 20 seconds after they were claimed

10: Lose lane to Khepri Solo

11: Blame support

12: Racial slur

13: AFK and send a whisper to random enemy calling them an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

14: Warm up 15 separate hot pockets in 13 separate microwaves.

15: Return to game.

16: Get a single kill and leave game.

17: Leave computer and kick dog

18: Fall asleep outside of a school with binoculars and an empty Toblerone box.