guy walks into a tree...he was blind nuff said

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her
purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller
and without missing a beat says, "Well's thats great......that's really
great.........SOME ASSHOLE'S GOT MY PEN!!!!!!!

Man looks at his wife & says
"Your butt is big, I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill"
he got a measuring tape, measured the grill, & measured her bottom.
"I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the grill"
The woman ignored him. Later that night the husband is feeling frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks,
she replies "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie!!!

lol zatanna

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Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, ...she takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly, "Thanks for that, it was lovely, but listen very very carefully. "Are-my-test-re-sults-back?"

I'm up for some games when you get back. I'm not sure versus has gotten any better though.

im game whenever :P

well, think we need to get together for a game or two. Yes, No? any of us or all of us. Need practice in the versus since ppl find it impossible to just play for fun.

Soon as I get some cash I'm planning on gettin a server for the group :D

i found demu, be easy for me if someone would stop changing their name.

oh...my bad

i do have it open where every member can create events and announcements.

no. this group is too cool for the general public...perhaps

Demu, you still in this group??? I have lost track of you....lol

think I should open the group up?

I played minecraft, like everyone else! =D

what did everyone do for halloween?

Killing floor, OH YEAH!!!!

nothing is wrong with gamer girlz ;) i play with them all the time.,....now if i could only get my GF to play killing floor with me

o.o

Yes.

I like playing with ya.......doesn't that count for anything???

OH girls just wanna have fun!!!! So y does soooo many guys not like it when we play?

Thats only when ur lookin in a medicine cabinet then you close it, you see that guy and ....then hes not there O_o

Gotta watch the phrase "don't turn around".

yes..........damn them...........

You ever get a song stuck in your head? And when u think its gone.... someone says a certain word or phrase and it causes you to sing it again?

Happy now?

Thats not Michael Jackson.

hehe :P

Why is Michael Jackson the avatar of this group?

fine here.

Hey everybody, how you all doing? :D

K, so I got this text the other day so I'm leaving it here.."IF a real fat man snatches you up and throws you in a bag, don't be afraid it's just santa collecting his HO's! I'm sending this from the bag now! LOL!!!!! Happy Holiday's.

anyone BALLIN here?

Lady Gaga's picture.

Does anyone have an idea for a new pic....or description?

Not to forget rep.

Oh, and Happygirl<3, too.

Yeah, that GHZ raged pretty bad.

WOW. That sucks. We lost some.

come on lets show them what we got.