Long Live Donald Trump!

Oh hey! I didnt see you there! I was to busy being better than you.

Whats that? You want to join our group? Well great! Im Mexican Border Patrol (MBP) owner of this group, and your guide for this evening! I will be taking you through all of the steps you need to become an official member!

Hello, and welcome to our Humble abode! Here we will teach you to have swag, and learn to accept Snoop Dogg as your weed ruler, Shrek as your Ogrelord, and Justin Bieber as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Snoop Dogg and Shrek will share their magic with you, if you accept these simple rules.
-No being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
-No liking Justin Bieber
-Accept Shrek as your Ogrelord
-Accept Snoop Dogg as your weed ruler
-Accept Gaben as your lord and master
-Smoke weed everday
-Do what the owner and officers tell you to do

And above all...

-Protect the borders from Mexicans!

Accepted our rules? Great! You are now officially a member of our cul- I mean group!