So it’s that time of the year again, what time you ask? Well it’s that one time of the year where everyone’s wallets line up at the station in order to board the GABE TRAIN, and in the process are drained until they resemble shriveled up raisins that have been left out to dry in the Sahara desert.

For anyone still wondering what in the hell all this drivel was about…. Wait for it….

So hide your wallet, hide your purse, hide you bills…. Hide your… kids… not sure where I was going there… but anyway you get the point.

You can check out this site here[whenisthenextsteamsale.com] for a nice big timer that may or may not be wrong depending on your region, or the sale could have already started for you in which case you may be thinking; "this guy is some kind of time challenged moron." And you know what… that’s OK!