"Team Jiberific Ninjas"

Everyone Give a nice welcome to blaccbeard our new mod, Now everyone settle down and listen to this here story about our new mod blaccbeard,

"Once apon a time. Oh ♥♥♥♥ that it all started one morning with blaccbeard wakeing up from haveing amazeing sex with his masters degree's. suddenly he heard a knock on the door, He wen't to answer it and it turned out to be the lord him self Gabe Newell. He said "Come blaccbeard, There is much we have to discuss about you being the leader of the new world" As blaccbeard looked at him. he PUNCHED GABE IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE AND SAID "GO ♥♥♥♥ YOUR SELF" slaming the door shut and takeing control of steam from inside the saftey of his own home. He then became god and had sex with all 3 of his masters degree's. The end". True story, Oh yes. For you see Blaccbeard is not a pirate nor an assassin. He is simply. A black bear pirate bear assassin carp fliping pancake flying alladeen alladeen beard.


So don't ♥♥♥♥ with him.