I want her to, while I'm doing the aforementioned, call me a 'Northern hick' while she beats me with her baton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdO09gGeO0M

You've probably been to them via the general, but I'm currently having a discussion with Guacman and Eve-Smith-Bot on #guacman.

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.rizon.net%3A%2B6697&channel=%23guacman

Well, at least Smith can banepost coherently.

I don't really keep up with /machinecult/, to be quite frank; is this their work? Surely, Guacman doesn't have the intellect to assimilate grammatical rules and proper syntax from his conversations... right? I'd love it if one of you fine, young Lains could explain it to me.

It's not me. Your role, that is - mission, is to rescue the President and disarm the terrorists. I expect you to turn in a perfect performance.