fuck neelon

Neelon listen up and listen good my dark haired goddess. I nearly had a heart attack when your match popped up as I have dreamt of the day that we would meet. I want you to know that I would roll down a mountain covered in blistering hot coals in order to fight a pack of 15 rabid chimpanzees till death with one arm tied behind my back while blindfolded armed with only a plastic spatula just to have a chance for you to sit on my face.