All these games put together can't hold a stick to Metroid on nes

Metroidvanias are great. These aren't the best of them, but it's not a bad bundle.
Metroidvania refers to a certain metroid game and a certain castlevania game, you can argue that its a confusing name, but people know what it means now

Unfortunately most of them are pretty grimdark worlds so probably not too many bikinis here. Though try Rabi-Ribi if you want that (or their new game, Tevi, which I haven't tried)

Humble has really screwed up the first tier on recent bundles though.

If you beat the original Metroid in under 1 hour, Samus takes off her suit and reveals a 2 piece bikini.

Most of the stuff have nothing to do with original Metroid. Not sure why everything with relatively high difficulty settings are called as Metroidvania. It is not.

myriad of games in this genre and they still put not one but two games that have been bundled before lmao