Save the friendlies, Hug your local Hoovy today!

All friendlies ask for is love, yet no matter how many sandviches they give to all, they are still savagely attacked and murdered by ignorant tryhards trying desperately to convince themselves and others they're good at the game.

Thus, we are the Players for the Ethical Treatment of Friendlies
our mission statement is "To protect those who cannot protect themselves, and their sandviches." We will protect the friendlies and give them the love they deserve.