NOW HEAR THIS:

The envoy of the mighty Namrog sails ahead of your king. The mighty Namrog is returning from his second crusade in the lands of academia. The war against ignorance at the university castle has been won, for now. Surely the forces of ignorance shall muster again in short order, but until that day, the campaign is over. To celebrate, Namrog is going to a relaxing summer break for 1 week hence this one. Therefor, in 3 weeks, Namrog returns. It is right and true, therefore, that filming begin on his projects immediatly at this time. Muster yer resolve, ready yer computin' machines, and prepare your cafinatin' beverage devices. The many nights of filming are to begin then. Unlike previous attempts, we have our resources bountiful for the project. Whilest away on crusade, we plundered many a technology from the enemy. Amazing machines and computn' devices. These shall be backengineered for our mission. The mission of LOL, and to defeat the vile Xanatos in hillarity. As many of you know, the forces of Xanatos have announced their return. We have our agent, STEV, informing us on any new infor from the western fronts. When they march, we shall meet them on the field of battle, and outlaugh them. We shall make many lulz occur, and beutiful machinamas. We shall also mak our mod, and all projects related to that.

Until this faithful day, keep ready. Your king marches home soon!