Fuck you

No

Hello

No kitler, you cannot have poland.

Can I has Poland?

das kinky

Im gonna whip this into shape, you will be on every FUCKING morning for TRAINING. If a SINGLE ONE OF YOU MISSES IT I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULLFUCK YOU.

This group has been too inactive

Alright listen here you useless fucks

This group sucks, I want a refund.

You win Logan. I can't make a funny as good as Sanders Undertale.

50 COOL WAYS TO SAY NO TO WEED!

Are you kidding me? Grow up!
Ganja is for goons, no thanks.
Get a job, you hippie wastoid.
No thanks, I’m a good person.
You need to go to jail, hempo.
My dad told me better, no way.
Grass is crass, also gross! No!
Uhhh… no thanks loser!
Get away from me, THC addict.
Yeah right, I’m way too smart.
Let me think…No way, never.
No. You are trash if you toke.
Back off, bucko. You’re bad.
I would rather not, okay?
Injecting weed is for dummies.
I will never do one toke.
Absolutely not, I love myself.
Get a grip you sativa snorter!
Bugger off, you bong addict!
I will use my taser on you.

What do I look like? A failure?
Nah, bongs are wrong.
No way! Hemp is horrible.
I’d rather not be a cannibal.
I don’t think so, I’m nice.
I was raised right, I won’t light.
I’d like to keep my job, thanks.
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
I’m calling the Coast Guard!
No tokes for me, I’m cool.
Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
No, I’m as clean as a whistle.
That’s a death “roach”. No.
I’ll pass on your pot offer.
Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
Nope. THC is not for me.
Step out of my zone, now.
Get off my case, weed stoner.
Nuh uh, I respect the police.
Lay off, I listen to the law.
NO! Blunts are for bad men.
I’d rather not die. Tokes kill.
No, weeds are for whacking.
Marijuana is for morons, ok?
Are you serious? Get a life.
You’re dumb if you do “dank”.
Stoners are loners. I’m good.
Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
No, man. I’m straight.

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

I AM NOW FUCKING LIVID. SOMEONE MADE MY PICKLES GO BAD. Some stupid fucker decided to only use their grubby little bacteria hands to fish pickles out AND CONTAMINATED THE BRINE. Thus causing all the bacteria to EAT MY PICKLES! RAAAAAGH! They're supposed to be firm and crisp, when they are mushy and pudding like, they have gone bad. This shouldn't happen for upwards of a decade, UNLESS YOU INTRODUCE LIVE BACTERIA TO THE BRINE! Someone's head is going to roll. I will have justice for my precious pickles.
TAKE NOTE, ALWAYS USE CLEAN UTENSILS TO REMOVE PICKLES FROM A BRINE JAR! Never eat the pickles from the utensil and grab another with said utensil without sterilizing it first! THERE ARE PICKLE COMMANDMENTS!
Brine is a wonderful curing agent, but it is NOT antiseptic! No, bacteria loves brine, and the pickles within.
RUIN MY PICKLES I TAKE YOUR LEGS!!!!

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Go suck yourself

No this is sans undertale.

Is this the Krusty Krab?

FUN

FUN CLUB

my name jeff

Me find shiny rock. me touch shiny rock. me see water eye from rock. it look me. me look through. me see me. me in rock. me have strong. me am oog. me am metal god.

No lol

i deserve recodnition

I am fully prepared to spam this comment section.

OwO what's this

alex garbus should be shot