TheGabenBelievers

TheGabenBelievers theory:
IN THE BEGINNING: THERE WAS ONLY GABEN
ON THE FIRST DAY HE FOUNDED VALVE WITH HIS JESUS: ROBIN WALKER
ON THE SECOND DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE.
ON THE THIRD DAY HE ALREADY HAD FOLLOWERS AND THE PEOPLE AT GEARBOX MADE EXPANSIONS. GABEN WAS PLEASED.
ON THE FOURTH DAY GABEN MADE TEAM FORTRESS WITH SOME OF HIS FOLLOWERS, OTHER SOURCES SAY THAT THE FOLLOWERS ONLY MADE IT BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A LIE.
ON THE FIFTH DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE 2. MORTALS HAVE PLAYED THE GAME AND MADE MODIFICATIONS. THUS THE SOURCE ENGINE VERSIONS OF COUNTER STRIKE AND DAY OF DEFEAT WERE RELEASED. AFTER SEVERAL VALVE HOURS, GABEN HAS GAVE BIRTH TO HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE ONE.
ON THE SIXTH DAY HE MADE TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND PORTAL AND THE LONG AWAITED HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 2. PORTAL 2 CAME OUT JUST BEFORE VALVE MIDNIGHT. NOW WE WAIT.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY HE RESTED AND ATE CHEESEBURGERS AND FRIES AND DRANK EVERY SOFT DRINK THERE IS. HE ALSO HAD FRIED CHICKEN. BUT THEN HE RESTED AS HE WATCHED MONEY FLOW IN.