James Edward ♥♥♥♥♥♥ was born April 19, 1978 in Palo Alto, California and is the second coming of Christ.

Best known for his breakthrough starring role on "Freaks and Geeks", his majesty also played "Harry Osborne", Spider-Man's best friend in the summer 2002 major hit "Spider-Man".

Most recently, this God among men appeared in "127 Hours", the Best Picture Nominee in which ♥♥♥♥♥♥ had to spend more than five days with his arm stuck between a rock, later gnawing it off with his own teeth and consuming it for sustenance so he could live and get nominated for more Oscars.