Praise the Milk or you shall be punished!

Oh, sacred Milk, source of nourishment divine,
We, Followers of the milk god, in reverence entwine.
Pour upon us the lactose grace, pure and white,
Transform us into vessels, cartons, in the milk's light.

In the dairy's embrace, may our spirits reform,
As liquid blessings flow, a milky, sacred storm.
"Lactis Benedictione," our hearts humbly implore.

I recently had some milk, yeah I now know what it's all about.

Milk, like, seriously. We shall bring milk to all.

All hail the brotherhood of the milk and the almighty milk!

I give my praise to the true Lord, everyday I am on his Earth.

Creamy milk is the most important part of a nutritious meal. The rest is milk too.