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Hey guys, I've been stretching my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for years now, and recently I've been able to fit things up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like 1 liter bottles and I can also shoot apples from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Can you guys tell me your progress on your ass-stretching? I would like to expand my knowledge in anus-stretching and learn different exercises to expand my butthole's width. I would also like to meet other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stretchers, and introduce ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-stretching to the public, in hopes that they are persuaded to participate. And for people what want to start, please listen. I have a large black ♥♥♥♥♥ that measures to about 11 inches. You should start with dildos that are only a couple of inches. Practice slowly from there, and when you get it up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with no problem, then you will know you're ready to take it to another level. I have no problem getting this black ♥♥♥♥♥ up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, and I want to know if there are bigger items that I can put in. I'm going to try to do Golf Clubs in the future.