How To Play Civ V In 9 Easy Steps, Enjoy :-)

Step (1): Open Civ V
Step (2): Load Multiplayer
Step (3): Get Into Match 20 Minutes Later
Step (4): Get A Bad Start
Step (5): Explore For 1 Turn
Step (6): Start Settler Taken By Barbarian Brute
Step (7): Have A Hissy Fit In Chat
Step (8): RageQuit
Step (9): Demolish PC