Recently it has been discovered that around 25 Million people world-wide have a new found infection called Legends Syndrome. It usually infects teenagers and young adult males, although it is possible to spread to females as well and is also possible to be found in older adults although no known cases have been reported in elderly people. So from what we can tell elderly people seem to be immune to this infection. Although the infection doesn't seem to discriminate against the rich and poor.

Legends sydrome is a parasitic infection that enter through the eyes and buries inside the victims eye socket to reach the brain. Most would expect this to be painful although it seems the parasite has a numbing agent that causes this to be a painless procedure. The parasite is also very small so you likely won't notice any eye sight issues or see any damage done to the eyeballs themselves. After reaching the brain the parasite latches onto some of the brains nerves to control ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the host and they slowly begin feeding off of the victim and growing in size until reaching the size of about 2 inches in diameter and becoming a full blown tumor (at this stage it is equivilant to stage 4 of cancer and survivial is unlikely).

Yes, the infection is contageous after the parasite has control of the brain. The parasite will utilize the victim's body and speech to trick other people into doing activities that could attract the parasite to the victims body. If someone you know is begging or asking very intently for you to play a game called "League of Legends" be warned, they may be infected with the parasite and no longer have control over their own speech. Simply avoid doing any acitivities with them that THEY suggest.

The infection begins after the victim downloads and installs a MOBA called "League of Legends." This game was made fairly recently and has garnered a huge playerbase through word of mouth and no doubt due to the spread of this parasite. If you play the game you will slowly be shown a wide variety of subliminal messages that put you under a hypnosis, into a trance like state. When in this trance you're very susceptible to the parasite at this time. You won't notice any pain or discomfort so it's very hard to tell the moment the infection begins.

Simply, don't play League of Legends for the time being and play different game genres or MOBAS like SMITE or DOTA 2. The parasite seems to be human made (possibly by Riot Game or Tencent) so you will not be infected while playing these game.

The symptoms and stages that they belong to are listed below:
Stage One: The Acute Stage
- Playing League of Legends for multiple hours a day
- Spending low quanities of money on the game or asking people to spend money for you
- Using MOBA Fire builds
Stage Two: The Obtuse Stage
-Watching the world championship esports tournament
-Annoying friends to play League of Legends
-Watching League of Legend youtubers like Kyori or Trick2G
Stage Three: The Problem Stage
-Spending huge amount of money on the game $200+ indicate a serious infection
-Watching all League of Legends esports videos, especially challenger tier or diamond videos this indicates a serious infection that can result in death although this only occurs very seldomly
-Being very resistant or flat out refusing to play other MOBAs
-Getting mad at friends over losing a game when you had Richard or Zak on your team (mad at the inevitable)
Stage Four: The Terminal Stage
-Defending Riot Games and TenCent as non-greedy companies
-Compulsive lying about how League of Legends is the best MOBA due to it's popularity and size in playerbase
-Wanting to be dominated by Ahri

Remember, the victim doesn't need to show all of the symptoms of each stage to have it. Simply showing one of the symptoms is usually enough to guarentee the Stage of the infection.

Stage 1-3 are recoverable although the further you get the harder it is to recover from the infection and to rid the body of the parasite. To recover simply stop playing League of Legends and quit the game.

Stage 4 is the stage of no return the brain has been completely taken over by the parasite at that point and the victim is lost (similar to a vegetative state).

So you're family member or loved one has reached stage 4 of the infection and you're afraid of getting infected by the virus too?

Unfortunately there are only 3 things you can do when a victim has reached stage 4 of the infection:
1) Sever the head to stop blood circulation to the brain.
2) A Stake to the heart will also kill the heart and thus also stop blood flow to the parasite.
3) Kill off patient zero, the CEO of Riot Games

1) Remember to kill them off, the last thing they want to be doing is watching or playing League. It might have been fun at first but after the parasite took over they lost all control of their own speech. So your loved ones are screaming for help internally...So help them out by killing them off!
2) Remember, the "Human" you just killed, that just so happens to look like your family member or loved one, is really a greedy parasite that feeds on the wallets of it's victims



Questions and concerns? Please comment below and let me know!

So far from a few of my friends talking about how "hard" heists are kind of made me laugh a bit as i've done every single one on the xbox 360. Here are some "tips" that may be useful during your heists:


- Try and have full pre-made group with mics (duh) for easier communication

- Buy the homing missle launcher as that is probably one of the most useful ways of getting rid of helicopters and vehicles.

- After completing the first heist try and get enough money for the Kuruma armoured car. I can't emphasize enough how useful this is as bullets from npc's will NOT go through the windows (or very rarely if you're unlucky or not driving). This is extremely useful during chases and using the car as cover

- A general rule that I use when I host heists is that for every death that a person has you lose 5% of the cut at the finale part for a heist. This keeps people motivated to not die and screw around during the set-ups. Now you may ask "well what if I don't die at all?" well in that case you reap the rewards from your fellow partners getting the % that they lost. If people die just use some basic math skill and some common sense and this step will become easy

- There are several challenges during heists that you can do to gain extra cash. Take for example the hardest one which is similar to an iron man type achievement. You have to do all heists with the SAME group in order without deaths and you gain 7 figures (10 million for the scrubs that don't know what that means) so look up some of those challenges becuase some are easy cash grabs!

- Buying snacks and armour can be the difference between restarting at a check point and just finishing a job. Just think that chocolate bar could mean the difference of 5%!


I hope some of these basic tips will help you guys in your heists!

Hey everyone I've uploaded the FTD: Pre-Alpha Core Test to Mega.co. Ill be posting the link to it at the very end of this announcement. Before I do though I would like to mention what I would like everyone to do while playing.

Here's a small list for y'all:

-Keep track of your fps. If it dips at any point please tell me EXACTLY what was happening on screen at the time.

-Bugs/Glitches/Hacks/Exploits/Crashes/Concerns.

-Gun balance ( Are you getting tons of kills with just one gun? None at all with another?).

-And last but not least suggestions are always welcome!! :D

Some more quick notes before you begin playing:

-TDM and CTF have been removed and all game modes are being completely reworked.

-Class abilities and select fire has been removed.

-Grenades now work!

-For extra fun hit spacebar twice and see double jumping at its finest.

-The customization screen and ranks are just proof of concept at the moment and are not actually working yet (But you can totally pretend they are ;P).


So please post all info on this Announcement and I hope you have fun!

DOWNLOAD LINK: https://mega.co.nz/#!Th8jFL7Y!F6QjFm6H6CModkb9g-kQF3hG3YML3nniKNncY3aJp0w

I'll be gone from february 13th - 15th and i'll be returning february 16th after I'm finished having the gay sex with the boys (richard i know you did this). Have lots of fun on valentines day ♥♥♥♥. Just remember if you're alone on that day you always have good o'l alchol and porn.

New Items:

• V3S
  
• Ghillie Suite (Hood, Bushrag, Top)
  
• Ghillie Weapon Wrap
  
• Jerry can
  
• Military Tent
  
• Human Flesh
  
• Netting
  
• Steyr Aug
  
• MP133 with pistol grip
  
• Burlap strips

New Mechanics:

• Vehicles
  
• Vehicles refueling
  
• Prion Disease
  
• New crafting recipes
  
• Updated heat transfer
  
• Watering plants

Fixed:

• Abuse of vomiting to gain energy
  
• Mending balaclavas
  
• Splitting and combining netting
  
• Splitting and combining burlap strips
  
• Ammo box dragging on magazines
  
• Combining and splitting worms
  
• Breaking out of restraints fixes
  
• Uncuffing using keys
  
• Picking up mp133 from the ground
  
• Rangefinder mechanics
  
• Items are no longer pristine only
  
• Skinning should now give pelts properly
  
• V3S going uphill
  
• V3S physics simulation
  
• V3S damage to characters
  
• V3S collisions
  
• V3S fueling mechanic
  
• Memory Leaks

Can't wait to try this new Stable Build for DayZ with everyone!