ATTENTION MISSIONARIES OF GLUTTONY, OUR PROWESS' OF REPENTANCE AND JUSTICE ARE NEEDED IN THE VIRTUAL REALM OF 'BORDERLANDS 2'. THE SERIOUSNESS OF OTHER USERS IN THIS GAME IS EGREGIOUS TO SAY THE LEAST. IT IS OUR JOB AS MISSIONARIES OF DIVINITY TO EXPLOIT THIS DAUNTING WEAKNESS IN OUR CONTEMPORARY GAMERS, TO FEED OFF THEIR NARROW PERCEPTION OF LIFE THAT IS CONFINED TO THE RECTANGULAR PRISM OF A MONITOR, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY; DESTROY THEM. RIDE WITH ME, CHAMPIONS OF THE FAT, RIDE WITH ME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE I DRAW MY LAST BREATH AND FADE INTO THE WORLD IMMERSED WITH STUDYING AND RESPONSIBILITY. RIDE WITH ME, FOR WE ARE FAT CLAN!
-FAT MAN