Andy Andrews tried to ambush me while I was sleeping last night, he attempted to insert an entire fist in to my an*l cavity.

Andy Andrews caught the Monkeypox, word on the street is he's been having sexual relations with male ghosts.

Word on the street is, Andy Andrews has a fat ♥♥♥♥.

Guys, quick update. I was on the toilet last night and a ghost attacked me. There's faeces all over the walls. I'ma need Jason to bring around his plumbing equipment.

I've decided to leave BAPS and make a new company with Andy Andrews. Too many crumblers in BAPS...

Andy Andrews ambushed me and tried to anal my bunghole. I had to take him out, I put his body in Jasons Roto-Rooter van.