Welccome to my Laboratory

Welcome to Dr. Gervasius' Laboratory.
You are either
A) A hopeful young mad scientist who will participate in the creation of many little evil Frankensteins
or
B) A little evil Frankenstein or some other ungodly abomination.
Either way, you may consider yourself welcome and enjoy your stay and countless ours of long, painfully slow and just generallly painful experimentation. We hope you have a nice day and please try not to upset our lord and master, Dr. Gervasius.
(And Ambassadora CJ)