It has come to my attention that many of you have been led to believe that you were being paid real money here. This is false.

Also:
Here in Doge Inc. we do not tolerate misconduct nor the use of our lord and savior's name (Doge) as a curse word.

If you're reading this then that means that your were recently added to the Doge Inc. employee list. Please be aware that payment is purely theoretical and no legal currency will be paid. Welcome to the Doge Team!